Noted Male Feminist Bill Gross Also Has Some Thoughts On Bonds This Month
The Once and Former Bond King has truly found his cringeworthy place in the #MeToo moment.
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The Bond King’s bachelor pad has no room for $10 million worth of stamps.
View ArticleLast Week In Moving On From Bill Gross
Pimco’s got a fresh start and Sue Gross a new house.
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Meet Robo-Bill Gross. For real, this one won’t bite.
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That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.
View ArticleBill Gross Suffers Worst Day In Four Years Proving That At Least One Man Is...
"Bonds, like men, are in a bear market."
View ArticleMo El-Erian Puts Himself On The 10-Day DL With A Sprained Elbow From Pointing...
The Nelson Muntz of bonds is having a day.
View ArticleBill Gross Would Rather Spend Two Weeks Locked In A Room Decorated With His...
If this were the Belmont Stakes, they’d be signaling for the shotgun for the Triple Crown of Newport Beach.
View ArticleBill Gross Is Desperately Horny For The Death Of Antitrust
The upcoming orgy of mergers is exactly what Billy G needed right now.
View ArticleFamed Bad Breakup Artist Bill Gross Is [Allegedly] Painting His Disgusting...
The Gross divorce turned literally gross [we hate ourselves for this.]
View ArticlePIMCO Caught Attempting To Treat A High-Level Sexual Harassment Scandal Like...
It's another "What? He Quit!" moment out in Newport Beach.
View ArticleBill Gross Digging Hole That May Become His Grave
Behold, the first early obituary for the dethroned Bond King’s career.
View ArticleBill Gross’ Current Boss Can’t Believe Anyone Is Paying Bill Gross For...
Janus CEO Richard Weil is talking like he used to be married to Bill Gross.
View ArticleJeff Gundlach Thinks You’re All Acting Like A Bunch Of Bill Grosses
The Treasury-shorting sheep are gonna get sheared.
View ArticleCall The Close: Bond Bloodbath Edition
Don't look at the yield curve, just CtC and let's get F#CKED UP!!!
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